Yes that was me on the radio this morning....

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Commenting on the news that Madonna is divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie.

Big woo.

"Liz Rosenberg" (Madonna's publicist) "should marry Madonna", I stated. "Liz is this big dyke with the most boring, vacuous girlfriend you ever met. That is if she still has the girlfriend. Why doesn't she just call up Bekins and move in with Madonna? It's the logest relationship either of them have ever had."